Al Batt
Al Batt: It’s raining something most fowl
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I entered a 5-mile run, but it didn’t go well. You didn’t finish last, did you? Not yet. Driving ...
Al Batt, Author at Austin Daily Herald
Al Batt
Al Batt: Strange days have found us
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting Well, I’m still insufficiently crazy. That’s your opinion. When will this pandemic be over? Be quiet and eat your ...
by Al Batt, Wednesday, September 9, 2020 6:30 am
Al Batt
Al Batt: The consequences of unforwarded emails
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting For over 37 years, I’ve been going to the same barber. And how does he reward my loyalty? I ...
by Al Batt, Wednesday, September 2, 2020 6:30 am
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Al Batt: Conspiracy theory = internet
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting You’re eating your tomato soup with a fork. I know. Why are you doing that? I don’t like tomato ...
by Al Batt, Wednesday, August 26, 2020 6:30 am
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Al Batt: The right size for grocery shopping
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting A sweater I bought was filled with static electricity, so I returned it to the store. Did you get ...
by Al Batt, Wednesday, August 19, 2020 6:30 am
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Al Batt: I’ve been told my mask is inside out
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I put cow manure on my strawberries this year. I’ve heard that’s a good thing to do. Maybe so, ...
by Al Batt, Wednesday, August 12, 2020 6:30 am
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Al Batt: A good stick is a multi-use tool
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I tried your advice on fixing my lawn mower. Did it work? No. That doesn’t surprise me. It never ...
by Al Batt, Wednesday, August 5, 2020 6:30 am
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Al Batt: You can drive a lot of smoots while in Texas
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting What’s wrong? I called my eye doctor, but he can’t see me. Sounds like he needs glasses. Driving by ...
by Al Batt, Wednesday, July 29, 2020 6:30 am
Al Batt
Al Batt: Days go by too quickly
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. It’s good to talk about those kinds of things. No, ...
by Al Batt, Wednesday, July 22, 2020 6:30 am
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Al Batt: Surprised by Time’s Person of the Year
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I set a record time for jogging last week. Nice going. Yup, it took me less than a minute ...
by Al Batt, Wednesday, July 15, 2020 6:30 am
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Al Batt: I’m stuck on the idea of crows and the time it takes for patience
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting When I was a kid, there were always a couple of never-going-to-run-again junker cars in our yard. Did that ...
by Al Batt, Wednesday, July 8, 2020 6:30 am
Al Batt
Batt: The value of a cigar band
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Zoom Meeting I was having a great day until it happened. What happened? My good luck horseshoe ...
by Al Batt, Wednesday, July 1, 2020 9:46 am
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Al Batt: The ins and outs of holding one’s breath
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Masked Meeting I believe it’s good luck to hold my breath when an ambulance goes by. I never heard of ...
by Al Batt, Wednesday, June 24, 2020 7:01 am
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Al Batt: A question of lightning rods
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Outdoor Meeting I want to be a millionaire just like my father. Your father was wealthy? No, but he wanted ...
by Al Batt, Wednesday, June 17, 2020 6:50 am
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Al Batt: We’re all happy to see the world again
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Outdoor Meeting My Uncle Pete put signs reading “87” all over his lawn. Why did he do that? He’s beginning ...