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Al Batt: Judging fish who can’t climb

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting Another year has gone by and what have we learned? Nothing. That’s not true. I learned how to hoard ... Read more

6 days ago by Al Batt.

Al Batt: Learning what you can in the new year

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting It’s the same thing after Christmas each year. The feeling of peace, love and understanding? No, the feeling of ... Read more

2 weeks ago by Al Batt.

Al Batt: The tunes from the Elvis of farm animals

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting How was your Christmas? It was wonderful. I got everything I wanted. It makes me think. About how lucky ... Read more

3 weeks ago by Al Batt.

Al Batt: Bananas — The real deal

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I had nothing better to do, so I bought myself a house with six garages for Christmas. Six garages? ... Read more

4 weeks ago by Al Batt.

Al Batt: Growing up the normal man

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I knew one of us would grow up to be an uber-cool and normal man. You did? And I ... Read more

1 month ago by Al Batt.

Al Batt: Who carried the straw?

Echoes -from the Loafers’ Club Meeting What’s wrong with you? I superglued my thumb and my forefinger together. Don’t worry, everything will be OK. Driving ... Read more

2 months ago by Al Batt.

Al Batt: Keep your glasses in working order

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I’ve lost a family heirloom. My mood ring has gone missing. How do you feel about that? I don’t ... Read more

2 months ago by Al Batt.

Al Batt: A stinker of a bad joke

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting What’s wrong? It’s my son. He won’t eat fish. I don’t know what to do. Replace him with a ... Read more

2 months ago by Al Batt.

Al Batt: A caterpillar with a broken GPS system

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I changed the oil in my car in under 30 minutes. Seriously? It doesn’t take long when you know ... Read more

3 months ago by Al Batt.

Al Batt: Enjoying a history of burgers and not knowing

Echoes from the Loafers’Club Meeting What has four legs, a tail and meows? A cat? Oh, you’ve heard it before? Driving by Bruce’s drive I ... Read more

3 months ago by Al Batt.

Al Batt: Winter’s insistent nature

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting What are you smiling about? I wore this when I was in high school and it still fits. It’s ... Read more

3 months ago by Al Batt.

Al Batt: Keep what you know close

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting My wife threw a surprise birthday party for me. Were you surprised? I sure was. I’d forgotten it was ... Read more

3 months ago by Al Batt.

Al Batt: Congrats: you made it another day

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting Where are you going? I’m taking part in a virtual play practice. Well, break a digital leg. Driving by ... Read more

3 months ago by Al Batt.

Al Batt: A parking lot serves body shops

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting Do you ever talk to yourself? Sometimes. I wasn’t talking to you. Driving by Bruce’s drive I have a ... Read more

4 months ago by Al Batt.

Al Batt: It’s raining something most fowl

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I entered a 5-mile run, but it didn’t go well. You didn’t finish last, did you? Not yet. Driving ... Read more

4 months ago by Al Batt.

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