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Al Batt: Never a rest area when you need it

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting Long time, no see. How are you doing?    I’m sorry, but ...

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Al Batt: That’s nothing to sneeze at

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting Do you always stir coffee with your right hand? Yes, I’m right-handed. ...

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Al Batt: When do Swedes turn their lights on in the rain

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I never know when it’s raining hard enough to turn on my ...

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Al Batt: How tall people experience rain

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting Someone called and left a message. I wrote it down. I can’t ...

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Al Batt: Minnsplaining for the state

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting What did you do yesterday? I spent the whole day watching TV ...

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Al Batt: Did Taylor Swift see her shadow?

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I left my job today. I couldn’t work for my boss after ...

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Al Batt: Finding shoes in places they shouldn’t be

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I had a colonoscopy last week. Did they discover anything? They found ...

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Al Batt: Money to buy an elephant

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting I wish I had enough money to buy an elephant. What do ...

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Al Batt: February’s smile like none others

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting Hi, Allan. It’s Allen. My apologies. I hate mispronouncing someone’s name. Driving ...

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Al Batt: Waving from the open road

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting What’s the name of that guy who was a mnemonist whose elephantine ...

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Al Batt: The cornfield hears all

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I think I’ll have my class reunion at my place. I’ll provide ...

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Al Batt: It’s just stupid cold

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting One of my shoes is tighter than the other. Are your feet ...

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Al Batt: Things were cheaper then

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I talked to that guy for 30 minutes and I still couldn’t ...

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Al Batt: We’re not all meant to be Minnesotan

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting Here’s your gift. Forgive the brown paper bag. I don’t like to ...

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Al Batt: Brown Christmas doesn’t seem right

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I had the hiccups, so I stood on one foot, flapped my ...

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