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Skunks announce spring
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting It’s important that I put my shoes in the closet with the left shoe to the left of the ... Read more
4 days ago by Al Batt.
Driving with A-frame roofs
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I drove to Kearney, Nebraska, and back. Guess how many cows I saw. I don’t know. How many did ... Read more
2 weeks ago by Al Batt.
Avoiding a roverdose
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting My Uncle Cuthbert died and left me his bathroom scale. Why did he do that? To show me that ... Read more
3 weeks ago by Al Batt.
The slippery slope of winter
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I was hoping to get a lot done today. Why didn’t you? I spent all day making a list ... Read more
4 weeks ago by Al Batt.
Strange at the stop light
Loafers’ Club Meeting I can still wear some of the clothes I wore in junior high. Nonsense. You’re over twice the man you were then. ... Read more
1 month ago by Al Batt.
Al Batt: Never ask a man a question until you’ve mentioned the weather
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting It got down to 20 below last night. It was supposed to hit -22°. Life is sweet. Driving by ... Read more
1 month ago by Al Batt.
Al Batt: Shovel carrying pheasants
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting Did you get that job? No, they said I had too much experience. Too much? And all of it ... Read more
2 months ago by Al Batt.
Al Batt: Widdershins is my default direction
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. I suppose that put you in a ... Read more
2 months ago by Al Batt.
Al Batt: Tin-can communication
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I went to a movie yesterday that made me cry. A really sad film, eh? No, really high-priced popcorn. ... Read more
2 months ago by Al Batt.
Al Batt: The slurping was deafening
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I wish I knew then what I know now. What did you know then? Nothing. Then your wish has ... Read more
2 months ago by Al Batt.
Al Batt: Somewhere between 1 and 143 inches of snow
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I’m trying to eat healthy this year. Good for you. Yes, I have a little lettuce on every double ... Read more
2 months ago by Al Batt.
Al Batt: ‘A TV remote would have been nice’
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting Your last name is Batt? Any relation to Al Batt? I am Al Batt It’s a small world, isn’t ... Read more
3 months ago by Al Batt.
2020 already? Time really does fly
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I can’t believe it’s 2020. Time flies. May all your troubles last only as long as your New Year’s ... Read more
3 months ago by Al Batt.
The wonderful world of Christmas
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I’d love to buy a new car, so I’m taking vitamins each day. What do vitamins have to do ... Read more
3 months ago by Al Batt.
Al Batt: Eyewash you a Merry Christmas
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I got my wife an earring for Christmas. Just one? There will be other Christmases. Driving by Bruce’s drive ... Read more