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Skunks announce spring

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting It’s important that I put my shoes in the closet with the left shoe to the left of the ... Read more

4 days ago by Al Batt.

Driving with A-frame roofs

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I drove to Kearney, Nebraska, and back. Guess how many cows I saw. I don’t know. How many did ... Read more

2 weeks ago by Al Batt.

Avoiding a roverdose

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting My Uncle Cuthbert died and left me his bathroom scale. Why did he do that? To show me that ... Read more

3 weeks ago by Al Batt.

The slippery slope of winter

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I was hoping to get a lot done today. Why didn’t you? I spent all day making a list ... Read more

4 weeks ago by Al Batt.

Strange at the stop light

Loafers’ Club Meeting I can still wear some of the clothes I wore in junior high. Nonsense. You’re over twice the man you were then. ... Read more

1 month ago by Al Batt.

Al Batt: Never ask a man a question until you’ve mentioned the weather

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting It got down to 20 below last night. It was supposed to hit -22°. Life is sweet. Driving by ... Read more

1 month ago by Al Batt.

Al Batt: Shovel carrying pheasants

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting Did you get that job? No, they said I had too much experience. Too much? And all of it ... Read more

2 months ago by Al Batt.

Al Batt: Widdershins is my default direction

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. I suppose that put you in a ... Read more

2 months ago by Al Batt.

Al Batt: Tin-can communication

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I went to a movie yesterday that made me cry. A really sad film, eh? No, really high-priced popcorn. ... Read more

2 months ago by Al Batt.

Al Batt: The slurping was deafening

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I wish I knew then what I know now. What did you know then? Nothing. Then your wish has ... Read more

2 months ago by Al Batt.

Al Batt: Somewhere between 1 and 143 inches of snow

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I’m trying to eat healthy this year. Good for you. Yes, I have a little lettuce on every double ... Read more

2 months ago by Al Batt.

Al Batt: ‘A TV remote would have been nice’

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting Your last name is Batt? Any relation to Al Batt? I am Al Batt It’s a small world, isn’t ... Read more

3 months ago by Al Batt.

2020 already? Time really does fly

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I can’t believe it’s 2020. Time flies. May all your troubles last only as long as your New Year’s ... Read more

3 months ago by Al Batt.

The wonderful world of Christmas

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I’d love to buy a new car, so I’m taking vitamins each day. What do vitamins have to do ... Read more

3 months ago by Al Batt.

Al Batt: Eyewash you a Merry Christmas

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I got my wife an earring for Christmas. Just one? There will be other Christmases. Driving by Bruce’s drive   ... Read more

3 months ago by Al Batt.

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