Al Batt

Al Batt: Woman served time behind bars — church bars

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: How was your vacation? It was OK, but I spent half my time getting to the resort. That so? ... Read more | Add your comment

Al Batt: Eat something closer to you

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: You are long on appetite and short on manners. Pass the mashed potatoes. No. Please pass the mashed potatoes. ... Read more | Add your comment

Al Batt: A copy machine for human cloning

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: I grew up poor. There were 23 kids in my family. Did you live on the wrong side of ... Read more | Add your comment

Al Batt: Teacher can’t say she wasn’t warned about looks

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: I’ve been thinking. About what? Nothing yet. Driving by the Bruces I have two wonderful neighbors — both named ... Read more | Add your comment

Al Batt: You can’t tell a brook by its clover

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: Do you have a pen I could use? No. Then what’s that in your shirt pocket? That’s a pen ... Read more | Add your comment