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The longer the story, the shorter the hair

Echoes from the Loafers Club Meeting: “I watched the movie Groundhog Day last night.” “Again? You watch that movie every night. Why don’t you watch ... Read more | Add your comment

Sometimes horses run faster than we can ride

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: “How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky? Is it Louieville or Luisville?” “I say Louieville.” “You’re wrong, it’s ... Read more | Add your comment

‘The wreck of Edmonton Fitzgerald’ stuck in head

Echoes from the Loafers Club Meeting: “I complained to the assessor’s office about my real estate taxes. The guy there had only two words for ... Read more | Add your comment

If it hurts, then you hurt yourself

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: “My brother thinks highly of you.” “I don’t even know him.” “That’s why he thinks highly of you.” Driving ... Read more | Add your comment

Would you want your teachers armed?

I want you to think about all of the teachers and coaches you’ve had in your life. Would you have wanted all of them to ... Read more | Add your comment

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  1. Best school days were spent with ‘Peter and the Wolf’  | Add your comment
  2. Minnesota is the land of 10,000 Facebook likes  | Add your comment
  3. Always starting on the right foot will atrophy the left  | Add your comment
  4. Fast food tea is better than nothing  | Add your comment
  5. Small towns have endless corners  | Add your comment
  6. Playing the part of a good passenger  | Add your comment
  7. Famed singer wasn’t driving his Chevy to the levee  | Add your comment
  8. Snow storm predictions cause panic purchases  | Add your comment
  9. Batt: Lost GPS is no help  | Add your comment
  10. A calendar isn’t the end of the world  | Add your comment
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