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Al Batt: One day you realize you won’t play in the World Series

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: What are you doing today? I’m tying flies. I didn’t know you were a fisherman. I’m not. I enjoy ... Read more | Add your comment

Al Batt: Life is all about enjoying the chase

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: What are you thinking about? Nothing. How can you think about nothing? I pace myself. Driving by the Bruces ... Read more | Add your comment

Al Batt: Eating is easier than exercising

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: Everything I eat tastes like potato chips. What have you been eating? Potato chips. Driving by the Bruces I ... Read more | Add your comment

Al Batt: Tell a child Santa’s on the line when telemarketer calls next

Echoes from the Loafers Club Meeting: I used to go horseback riding every day. Did you go alone? No, a horse always went with me. ... Read more | Add your comment

Al Batt: DDT ban may have boosted turkey vulture population

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: I put my shoes on the wrong feet this morning. How could you possibly do that? I had my ... Read more | Add your comment

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  1. Al Batt: Do what you have to, so you can do what you want to  | Add your comment
  2. Al Batt: Feeding birds won’t slow migration  | Add your comment
  3. Al Batt: To neighbor boy, textbooks are as good as mystery novels  | Add your comment
  4. Al Batt: Frowning means exercise  | Add your comment
  5. Al Batt: Bumper stickers give something to not text about  | Add your comment
  6. Al Batt: Gas station pumps can be like 20 questions  | Add your comment
  7. Al Batt: Hearing aids puts marriage in trouble  | Add your comment
  8. Al Batt: New pirate movie is rated ARRRRRR!  | Add your comment
  9. Al Batt: Spare parts offer future mystery  | Add your comment
  10. Al Batt: Mosquito repellent works … if you run fast enough  | Add your comment
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