Al Batt

Batt: It doesn’t matter if you Windsor a knot, it’s how you play the game

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting: “Where do boxelder bugs go in the winter?” “Search me.” “Never mind. I don’t want to know that badly.” ... Read more

50 is new 30 … in speed limits

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting: “Guess what I did this weekend.” “Nothing.” “Lucky guess.” Driving by the Bruces I have two wonderful neighbors — ... Read more

Batt: A grudge allows someone to live in your head rent-free

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting: “You look good. How old are you?” “I don’t know.” “You don’t know how old you are?” “I used ... Read more

Detour means enjoy the scenery

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club: “My teacher told us that everything has a purpose.” “What do we get from skunks?” “As far away as possible.” ... Read more

More Articles

  1. Batt: To be a person is to have a story to tell
  2. A misspelled name changes the meaning
  3. Team lets dead man down again
  4. If first guess is wrong, go with second
  5. Fireflies were rural equivalent to Disneyland
  6. ‘If it could happen to anyone, why doesn’t it?’
  7. Assembly requires time off
  8. Casinos make more money than recliners take change
  9. Bird in hand is best way to eat chicken
  10. What do umps do with their seeing eye dogs?
  11. Tolkien read is Hobbit-forming
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