Al Batt

Injury from ‘safety first’ sign is suit of irony

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: “So you’re remodeling the house, eh?” “Do you think I could put the wallpaper on myself?” “I’m sure you ... Read more

Make two copies of mental notes

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: “I’m worried.” “What are you worried about?” “My wife left a message telling me not to get the items ... Read more

It’s nice to enjoy the sun, not race it

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: “I have a cold.” “I hope you’re taking care of it.” “I am. I’ve had it for five days ... Read more

Duct tapeworms concern St. Menard’s Hardware

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: “I can’t wait until the weekend gets here.” “Do you have big plans?” “Yeah, to make it to Monday.” ... Read more

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  6. Lost in the parking lot? You have company
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  8. Campaign ads hit 45-miles worth of nerves
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