Al Batt
Al Batt: Stuck in a day
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting How are you doing? I have a cold, my car has a blown engine, I need a new knee ...
Al Batt, Author at Austin Daily Herald
Al Batt
Al Batt: Terrible at math
Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting My family was poor while I was growing up, but we didn’t know it. How could you not know ...
by Al Batt, Tuesday, April 16, 2024 5:46 pm
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RESOLUTION 2024-2
PUBLIC NOTICE UDOLPHO TOWNSHIP MOWER COUNTY MINNESOTA Resolution No. 2024 -2 RESOLUTION APPROVING SUMMARY LANGUAGE FOR PUBLICATION OF AN ORDINANCE EXTENDING THE MORATORIUM ON RESEARCH ...
by Al Batt, Wednesday, April 10, 2024 4:19 pm
Al Batt
Al Batt: Never a rest area when you need it
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting Long time, no see. How are you doing? I’m sorry, but I’ve forgotten your name. You’ll need to ...
by Al Batt, Tuesday, April 9, 2024 5:16 pm
Al Batt
Al Batt: That’s nothing to sneeze at
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting Do you always stir coffee with your right hand? Yes, I’m right-handed. Try using a spoon next time. Driving ...
by Al Batt, Tuesday, April 2, 2024 5:40 pm
Al Batt
Al Batt: When do Swedes turn their lights on in the rain
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I never know when it’s raining hard enough to turn on my lights. By law, you have to turn ...
by Al Batt, Tuesday, March 26, 2024 5:42 pm
Al Batt
Al Batt: How tall people experience rain
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting Someone called and left a message. I wrote it down. I can’t read a thing you’ve written. I couldn’t ...
by Al Batt, Tuesday, March 19, 2024 5:50 pm
Al Batt
Al Batt: Minnsplaining for the state
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting What did you do yesterday? I spent the whole day watching TV in my pajamas. I didn’t know they ...
by Al Batt, Tuesday, March 12, 2024 5:18 pm
Al Batt
Al Batt: Did Taylor Swift see her shadow?
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I left my job today. I couldn’t work for my boss after what he said to me. What did ...
by Al Batt, Tuesday, March 5, 2024 5:56 pm
NO PAYWALL
Helen Judd, 92
Helen Elgie Judd, 92, of Austin, Minnesota, passed away at St. Mark’s Lutheran Home on Wednesday, January 31, 2024, after having a stroke two days ...
by Al Batt, Wednesday, February 28, 2024 2:35 pm
Al Batt
Al Batt: Finding shoes in places they shouldn’t be
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I had a colonoscopy last week. Did they discover anything? They found one of my high school football coach’s ...
by Al Batt, Tuesday, February 27, 2024 5:42 pm
Al Batt
Al Batt: Money to buy an elephant
Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting I wish I had enough money to buy an elephant. What do you want with an elephant? I don’t ...
by Al Batt, Tuesday, February 20, 2024 7:57 pm
Al Batt
Al Batt: February’s smile like none others
Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting Hi, Allan. It’s Allen. My apologies. I hate mispronouncing someone’s name. Driving by Bruce’s drive I have a wonderful ...
by Al Batt, Tuesday, February 6, 2024 6:03 pm
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BIDS/WIRING UPGRADES
PUBLIC NOTICE SCATTERED SITE RESIDENTIAL PROPERTIES WIRING UPGRADES AUSTIN HRA The Austin Housing and Redevelopment Authority (HRA) will receive sealed bids for Aluminum Wiring Upgrades. ...
by Al Batt, Saturday, February 3, 2024 6:39 pm
Al Batt
Al Batt: Waving from the open road
Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting What’s the name of that guy who was a mnemonist whose elephantine ability to remember large amounts of information ...