Minnesota is the land of 10,000 Facebook likesPublished 10:38am Tuesday, April 2, 2013
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
“I overslept this morning.”
“Didn’t your alarm go off?”
“Yes, but it went off while I was asleep.”
As I listened to many young people sing the national anthem during the high school basketball tournaments, I was impressed at how much better they were at the job than the majority of the professionals who sing it at nationally televised events. The youngsters not only knew the words, they used them.
The geek have inherited the earth.
Thanks to Facebook, Minnesota has become the land of 10,000 likes.
The news from Hartland
Woman claims that the other driver was at fault because he didn’t notice that she was on her cellphone.
You lose weight on the Lutheran Diet because the guilt you feel after cheating on your diet burns calories.
Buick introduces a new model called the Geezer.
The cafe chronicles
The Glue Club was meeting at the legendary table of infinite knowledge. They’ve stuck together for years. They were enjoying the special of the day — a popular hotdish. That’s how they roll — or casserole. They did some friendly complaining about the good food. Peanut butter on sandpaper. Tastes like I’m licking my foot. Most of their heavy discussions involved heavy equipment.
The waitress sang a line from a Rolling Stones song, replacing “I’ll never be your beast of burden” with “I’ll never leave your pizza burning.”
The B & B Cafe in Albert Lea displays a sign, “Be nice or leave. Thank you.”
That should be posted everywhere.
The cats stared at the wall. After five minutes of that, I walked over and stared at the same spot to see what they saw. I glanced at them and saw the felines were smirking. Maybe they saw the ghosts of hamsters.
There was a movie starring Steve McQueen, called “The Great Escape.” It was about those attempting to escape from a prisoner of war camp.
I had a series of hamsters in my formative years. Somehow, each of those hamsters escaped and found home in my father’s easy chair.
I named each of the free-range hamsters “Steve.”
The sun projected the shadows of the lofty wind turbines planted near the highway. More than one elongated shadow of a blade swooped across the road as I drove from here to there. I sang, “I’m being followed by a blade shadow.” Somewhere, Cat Stevens sang, “I’m being followed by a moon shadow.”
Travel is educational. That’s why I stop at historical monuments. They’re both historical and monumental.
I recall flying to New York. I was going to be a big dork in New York for a couple of hours, but my flight out of Minneapolis was delayed due to an ill plane. I reached the airport in New York just in time to see my flight to Zurich take off without me. Historical markers never do that.
Did you know?
Scientists have found caffeine-laced nectar improves honeybees’ memory for up to three days. It probably gives the bees a buzz.
Have you walked into a room with a purpose in mind, only to completely forget what it was? Doors might cause these strange memory lapses. Psychologists at the University of Notre Dame discovered passing through a doorway triggers an event boundary in the mind, separating one set of thoughts and memories from the next.
Nonprofit Vote states Minnesota ranked first in voter turnout in eight of the last nine elections (presidential and midterm).
According to BMC Public Health, the world’s population is 17 million tons overweight.
“Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Hellbound, Flesh-Eating Subhumanoid Zombified Living Dead, Part 2: In Shocking 2-D” is a movie title.
Gates Brown was eating two hotdogs in the Detroit Tiger dugout in 1968 when manager Mayo Smith ordered him to pinch hit. Brown stuffed the hotdogs into his jersey to eat later. After sliding headfirst into second with a double, the mustard and catsup from the hotdogs bled through his jersey as he stood on base.
Bread was once used for erasing pencil marks.
Ric McArthur of Morpeth, Ontario wrote, “That which does not kill me makes me harder to insure.”
A weasel is 7 to 14 inches long, a mink 16 to 29 inches. A mink is dark with a white spot on the throat. A weasel is yellowish-white underneath and has a black tip on its tail.
Zion Lutheran Church of Albert Lea has a sign reading, “Life is short. Forgive quickly.”